Extremely important post. Please do not simply scroll past.
Snuggly yawny sleepy kitties.
this gif makes my day better
@TimzyHasAnEgo via twitter (via kassi-kassi)
If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?
Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
He reblogueado esto muchas veces, uno de los mejores post de tumblr *_*
I fancy you.
I’m not in love with you.
I don’t want you to marry me and I’m sure I won’t like you forever.
I simply like you.
Just like I like to watch the sky,
I may like you today, but I also may only like you until tomorrow.
The beautiful United States of America.
I sang the United States song while looking at this.
I sang “Alabama, Arkansas, I do love my ma and pa”
I just sang the 50 nifty song. Yeah.
When that one kid in class asks a question that was just answered.
easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it
This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels
The musical equivalent of red lipstick.
Mojo is the best villain in the history of children’s television